Welcome to our merry institution.
A few words of caution before you
begin your self-guided tour. Don't
touch the head nurse's hump. Don't
ask what's under the gravy in the
cafeteria entree. And sign any forms
we put in front of you, no questions
asked.

Got it?
All righty then.
The NutH0uSE Web clinic, your asylum in cyberspace, merely hints at all the
wondrous humor therapy that's offered in the print version of
NuTH0uSE. We
urge you to voluntarily commit yourself - as either an inmate or an out-patient.
Where else but
NuTH0uSE could you get so many funny stories, poems, essays
and interviews for a measly $1.50, less than the price of a greeting card? We
offer no cure for the madness of this world. Actually, we may accept some liability
for it. But we do promise hefty doses of laughter to help you cope with all the
lunacy out there.
Distinguished visitors. You never know who might drop by for an entertaining chat. We feature
interviews with such madcaps as
News of the Weird columnist Chuck Shepherd, macabre
cartoonist
Gahan Wilson, Rumpole of the Bailey author John Mortimer, Cultural Jet Lag creators
Jim Siergey and Tom Roberts, former Tonight Show announcer Ed Hall, Kenny Kramer (real-life
inspiration for the character Cosmo Kramer on NBC-TV's
Seinfeld), crime novelist Edna Buchanan,
Pickles cartoonist Brian Crane...

Hysterical fiction. Dale Andrew White, Michael Fowler, Pushcart Award nominee Don
Hornbostel
and other chronic storytrellers indulge your fantasties from the homespun to the
bizarre...

Disturbing commentary. Whether their subject is a presidential campaign announcement or
a Freudian analysis of
Bil Keane's Family Circus, essayists such as Clancy, Alan Kirk, Ken Rand
and
Robin James Burchett know how to give this crazy world a reality check.

Whimsical poetry. Verse spinners such as Paul Agosto, Holly Day, David Check, Don Webb,
Jerry Trosper
and hundreds of others keep our Nutcases dervishly amused.
To read the latest pronouncements from our chief of Staff, Dr. Ludwig "Needles"
von Quirk
, climb into the Belfry. He's also your information source about submission
guidelines.

Peek inside the
Lo0ney Bin to hear the ravings of those already inside.

Drop by the
Therapy Room  to sample some of our expired medications.

Unlock the
Medicine Cabinet for referrals to some Nutcase-friendly sites in the
Internet. Or watch our staff's favorite videos in our new
Patient Lounge.

Drop by the
Patient Admission Desk to get a NutH0uSE prescription, commitment
papers for a friend or relative or past issues.

And don't forget to browse our
Book, DVD and Gift Shop.
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