Welcome to our merry institution.
A few words of caution before you
begin your self-guided tour. Don't
touch the head nurse's hump. Don't
ask what's under the gravy in the
cafeteria entree. And sign any forms
we put in front of you, no questions
All righty then.
The NutH0uSE Web clinic, your asylum in cyberspace, merely hints at all the
wondrous humor therapy that's offered in the print version of NuTH0uSE. We
urge you to voluntarily commit yourself - as either an inmate or an out-patient.
Where else but NuTH0uSE could you get so many funny stories, poems, essays
and interviews for a measly $1.50, less than the price of a greeting card? We
offer no cure for the madness of this world. Actually, we may accept some liability
for it. But we do promise hefty doses of laughter to help you cope with all the
lunacy out there.
Distinguished visitors. You never know who might drop by for an entertaining chat. We feature
interviews with such madcaps as News of the Weird columnist Chuck Shepherd, macabre
cartoonist Gahan Wilson, Rumpole of the Bailey author John Mortimer, Cultural Jet Lag creators
Jim Siergey and Tom Roberts, former Tonight Show announcer Ed Hall, Kenny Kramer (real-life
inspiration for the character Cosmo Kramer on NBC-TV's Seinfeld), crime novelist Edna Buchanan,
Pickles cartoonist Brian Crane...
Hysterical fiction. Dale Andrew White, Michael Fowler, Pushcart Award nominee Don
Hornbostel and other chronic storytrellers indulge your fantasties from the homespun to the
Disturbing commentary. Whether their subject is a presidential campaign announcement or
a Freudian analysis of Bil Keane's Family Circus, essayists such as Clancy, Alan Kirk, Ken Rand
and Robin James Burchett know how to give this crazy world a reality check.
Whimsical poetry. Verse spinners such as Paul Agosto, Holly Day, David Check, Don Webb,
Jerry Trosper and hundreds of others keep our Nutcases dervishly amused.
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