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| =============================================== NuTH0uSE Magazine Certificate of Involuntary Commitment |
For his/her own good and the good of society,
Name: ________________________________________________
Address: ______________________________________________
______________________________________________________
______________________________________________________
is hereby committed to NuTH0uSE for one or more sessions of humor therapy.
The aforementioned patient is a referral from the undersigned witness. The
undersigned, based on personal observations, hereby testifies the incoming Nutcase
displays symptoms of maladjustment that suggest a need for immediate, aggressive
treatment.
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Signature of friend or relative
NutH0uSE reserves the right to employ experimental techniques and accepts no liability for any misdiagnosis,
physical injury or worsening of this particular wacko's condition. NuTH0uSE and the undersigned friend or relative
decline to comment on any rumors that leeches, thumb screws or bad puns might be used on this initiate to our fine
unlicensed institution. Enjoy your stay!
Name: ________________________________________________
Address: ______________________________________________
______________________________________________________
______________________________________________________
is hereby committed to NuTH0uSE for one or more sessions of humor therapy.
The aforementioned patient is a referral from the undersigned witness. The
undersigned, based on personal observations, hereby testifies the incoming Nutcase
displays symptoms of maladjustment that suggest a need for immediate, aggressive
treatment.
_________________________________________
Signature of friend or relative
NutH0uSE reserves the right to employ experimental techniques and accepts no liability for any misdiagnosis,
physical injury or worsening of this particular wacko's condition. NuTH0uSE and the undersigned friend or relative
decline to comment on any rumors that leeches, thumb screws or bad puns might be used on this initiate to our fine
unlicensed institution. Enjoy your stay!
