NUTHOUSE PATIENT ADMISSIONS DESK





So, you've decided to commit yourself to NuTH0uSe. Good decision. Don't you feel better already? Imagine the knowing looks you will get from friends and family when you tell them you've finally found your happy place. Now follow the instructions below and your treatments will soon be delivered by mail. Sorry. NuTH0uSe prescriptions are not covered by insurance - yet.

To pay by mail and by check, please complete the patient admission form.

NAME (please tell us who you are or whom you believe yourself to be:

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ADDRESS (your whereabouts will not be disclosed to the authorities unless we are adequately paid off):

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Preferred treatment plan:

Single session, $1.50, Florida residents $1.59 ______

Extensive therapy $5 for 4 treatments, FL residents $5.30 ______

Intensive therapy $10 for 8 treatments, FL residents $10.60 ______


Please mail your admissions form and a check payable to Twin Rivers Press, PO Box 119, Ellenton, FL 34222. Enjoy your stay!