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NuTH0uSe Magazine seeks laugh-out-loud commentary, verse and short fiction. All humor therapies are considered copyrighted by their mad creators. Anyone who reprints their ravings without their permission will be dressed like Richard Simmons, strapped into roller skates and shoved into a bikers bar while being forced to sing "Someday My Prince Will Come." Let's not have it come to that, eh? Reprinted material considered if the original publication is credited and the author retains the copyright. Submissions must include a self-addressed, stamped envelope for a response. Payment is a crappy contributor's copy. One-time rights are devoured.

Please send submissions to Nuthouse Magazine, c/o Twin Rivers Press, PO Box 119, Ellenton, FL 34222.